Annual compilation of band names courtesy of the Onion. Though I'm not in a band, I did have an idea for one on Saturday, courtesy of a Toronto Sun headline, which read, "FIRST SEX, NOW BEER". I don't know, and I don't care to know, what I was supposed to be outraged about (taxes? public officials expenses?), but I thought that would make a great name for a band (as well as a great to-do list).